Tulips and Funerals

In the Fall, I posted pictures from my walks;

I thought it only fair that I post some Spring pictures too.

I do have a thing for tulips, and they are everywhere around here.

Even the trees have flowers now.

I swear, I pulled out 50 or more of these bulbs last year.

but they keep coming back.

I have been to few funerals lately and I really want to share some thoughts,

or should I say wishes for my own funeral.

• Please, please, please, No Viewing.  They are weird and uncomfortable and they force people to make comments like, "He looks very nice."  Excuse me, they are dead, they don't look good. 
• Please, please, please, No Pictures on the Program.  I mean really, no program would be okay with me.  Honestly, I have seen more ugly pictures on programs.  And the programs are on really nice paper.  I almost feel guilty about throwing it away after.  No Pictures or Nice Paper.  Use a Kleenex for the program. That way it would be useful.
• And last of all, don't feel obligated to come to my funeral, unless you are my child.  I have been to a couple lately that I should of stayed home.  Those stories may have been interesting to family, but not so much to me.  Let's face it; people live pretty boring lives...I know I do....so do not feel obligated to come and listen to the fact that I liked to read books and take walks.  

Rant Over

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