Tulips and Funerals

In the Fall, I posted pictures from my walks; I thought it only fair that I post some Spring pictures too. I do have a thing for tulips, and they are everywhere around here. Even the trees have flowers now. I swear, I pulled out 50 or more of these bulbs last year. but they keep coming back. I have been to few funerals lately and I really want to share some thoughts, or should I say wishes for my own funeral. Please, please, please, No Viewing. They are weird and uncomfortable and they force people to make comments like, "He looks very nice." Excuse me, they are dead, they don't look good. Please, please, please, No Pictures on the Program. I mean really, no program would be okay with me. Honestly, I have seen more ugly pictures on programs. And the programs are on really nice paper. I almost feel guilty about throwing it away after. No Pictures or Nice Paper. Use a Kleenex for the ...